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Old 02-11-2007, 05:48 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. "I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the smartest dog I've ever seen."

"Nah, he's not so smart," the friend replied. "I've beaten him three games out of five."
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A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. "I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the smartest dog I've ever seen."

"Nah, he's not so smart," the friend replied. "I've beaten him three games out of five."
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We've seen this joke before...

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This is probably the best-known chess joke of all. So here are some chess captions that have actually appeared in print.

Chess Ninjas: We Own the Knight

Enter at your own risk

Do not enter the ring without your glare-reflective glasses

All proceeds from the tournament will go from the sponsor. Donations welcome.

Girls only tournament. Perving is strictly prohibited.

Make sure your mobile phone is turned off, and your opponents is turned on.
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