Who's a Little Fatty then?

[Antichrist]

Since I've been posting here, I've become aware that more than a few of our number were concerned with our weight.

Billy russells joke of 1945:

when I married my wife she had on her chest a tattoo of a rowing boat,
now she is so big it has turned into a battleship

Amen, brother. Wish I'd done something about it when it were only 9kgs.

Take the grob challenge. If you don't lose X kilos by X date then you have to play the grob in as many games as the weight you didn't lose. I stole the idea of someone on chess.com.

Ah, Death Cab for Cutie (speaking of weight)
so this is the new year
and I have no resolutions
for self assigned penance
for problems with easy solutions

the choc has to go (well der but I needed to hear this) so that's my plan for 2010. No more little piggy runs to Foodstore during work hours.

some food is so good I would sooner give up oxygen.

Add some more good one/two/three/four liners please!